PMS is from the Devil!

Well, obviously you can tell what is on my mind right now. I really do believe with all my heart that PMS is from the devil. At least I feel like I have been possessed by some demon every month. What is the deal?? My face breaks out with pimples so big and numerous they interrupt the moon's gravitational pull on the ocean's waves! I have mood swings that rival those of the girl who spews pea soup in The Exorcist. And I am a perpetual bottomless pit of junk food. I think it should it should be a law where every man should have to live as a woman for at least a week, and preferably during that time of month too!