Monday, March 05, 2007

B.L.

For most women in this competition, B.L. means Biggest Loser. As for me, it means Biggest Le Gainer. Seriously guys. I have gained 1.5 pounds since starting this thing, AFTER CHRISTMAS! What the heck is going on here??? I think someone is secretly putting weight gain pills in my food before the drive-thru people give it to me. I am so onto their game. Probably injecting some kind weird extra fat into my normally harmless french fries and cheeseburgers and sometimes (greasy) green chicken enchiladas. I know its a conspiracy! Who's with me to uncover this sabotage! These people's (whoever "they" are) treachory knows no bounds...

2 comments:

the_a_team said...

Maybe the same people that are putting the "weird extra fat" into your food are also the ones responsible for all the UFOs!

Pamelotta said...

I'm onto them, too. It's obvious who's doing it at the drive-thru. I'm wonderding who's doing it at my house! I can't believe a pound and a half is all you've gained. You're doing better than me. Maybe we should start a "Biggest Non-Gainer" competition!